World renown vampire and dictator, Drake Urblüd, has been assassinated in a grisly scene at a glamorous DC lounge. He was eliminated via a garlic puree air freshener misted into the air.
In 2003, Mr. Urblüd invaded Alexandria, VA and forced the region to secede from the United States. Though it is but a small portion of this great nation, the rest of the country mourned the loss with unending grief, and then swiftly abandoned the Alexandria populace to their new vampiric overlord. For years, we have heard hardly neither hide nor hair from him or the region he controls, and paparazzi are unable to capture his image, as vampires are invisible to the lens of a camera. The best we have is this artist's rendition of his likeness (attached).
The restaurant owner, Ron Restrant, was supposedly appalled that this could happen in his own establishment, but can we even believe him? "I swear, we had no clue that was Overlord Urblüd," Ron claimed in a garbled sob to the police. "There aren't even any pictures of him, except for that one exceptionally masterful depiction of him from artist, Amber Sok. But otherwise, I have no clue what he looks like!" A likely story. "It's a set up!" Tell it to the judge, jailbird!
"Yeah, he was always a suspicious guy," confirmed John Van Helsing, a frequent visitor of Ron's nightclub. "Ron always set off a strange nerve in me, never trusted him for a second."
When asked whether the President would like to reunify Alexandria with the rest of the United States, he replied, "Well I would, but it's so stinky now and plus, it's probably one of the ugliest cities I've been to and who wants that on their reputation?" So as it stands, dictatorial rule over Alexandria will fall into the hands of Mr. Urblüd's seven-year-old half-vampire son, Sebastian, who has already enacted such revolutionary measures as No Homework Mondays and Drink a Pedestrian Fridays.
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| Drake Urblüd, artist depiction by Amber Sok |
The restaurant owner, Ron Restrant, was supposedly appalled that this could happen in his own establishment, but can we even believe him? "I swear, we had no clue that was Overlord Urblüd," Ron claimed in a garbled sob to the police. "There aren't even any pictures of him, except for that one exceptionally masterful depiction of him from artist, Amber Sok. But otherwise, I have no clue what he looks like!" A likely story. "It's a set up!" Tell it to the judge, jailbird!
"Yeah, he was always a suspicious guy," confirmed John Van Helsing, a frequent visitor of Ron's nightclub. "Ron always set off a strange nerve in me, never trusted him for a second."
When asked whether the President would like to reunify Alexandria with the rest of the United States, he replied, "Well I would, but it's so stinky now and plus, it's probably one of the ugliest cities I've been to and who wants that on their reputation?" So as it stands, dictatorial rule over Alexandria will fall into the hands of Mr. Urblüd's seven-year-old half-vampire son, Sebastian, who has already enacted such revolutionary measures as No Homework Mondays and Drink a Pedestrian Fridays.
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