World renown vampire and dictator, Drake Urblüd, has been assassinated in a grisly scene at a glamorous DC lounge. He was eliminated via a garlic puree air freshener misted into the air. Drake Urblüd, artist depiction by Amber Sok In 2003, Mr. Urblüd invaded Alexandria, VA and forced the region to secede from the United States. Though it is but a small portion of this great nation, the rest of the country mourned the loss with unending grief, and then swiftly abandoned the Alexandria populace to their new vampiric overlord. For years, we have heard hardly neither hide nor hair from him or the region he controls, and paparazzi are unable to capture his image, as vampires are invisible to the lens of a camera. The best we have is this artist's rendition of his likeness (attached). The restaurant owner, Ron Restrant, was supposedly appalled that this could happen in his own establishment, but can we even believe him? "I swear, we had no clue that was Overlord Urblüd,"