Tragedy once again strikes the American people as the villainous nose-picking virus, VillaiNose, takes the lives of 3,000 more individuals this month, those of whom primarily consist of stinky teenage boys and gross adult men. For some reason, the disease seems to target the post-pubescent male demographic. It is a current scientific assumption that girls have evolved beyond the virus. Real VillaiNose Victim. Photo credit: Amber Sok We all know the signs by now, considering VillaiNose has been running rampant across the United States for the better part of this decade, but far too many people are learning to ignore the symptoms. Green snot will run down their nostrils, eventually turning into a bright and vibrant orange when the disease has reached its terminal stage. Hair starts falling out in large patches from the scalp and growing back in a dense thicket along the bridge of the infected individual's nose. Their skin becomes a startling fluorescent yellow color. See imag