Milkshake Competition: You Won't Believe the Amazing Prize!

In honor of National Vanilla Milkshake Day, an unusual but highly necessary holiday, we at Very Trustworthy Source will be holding a nationwide competition to see who's milkshake will bring the most boys to their yard. Now, obviously we don't expect anyone to bring as many in as our wonderful and talented chef/artist/model/princess of loveliness, Amber Sok, will. Her recipe book is coming out later this year, so rest assured this woman is amazing in the kitchen and she can teach you, but she'll have to charge.

Poster Credit: Amber Sok, Princess of Loveliness

The submission process is easy. Just take a picture of yourself and all the boys in the yard with one person holding up a sign that reads, "It's better than yours." Following this, the entrant should hold the smartphone they used to capture the picture and rub it between their palms, really warm it up. Lala, lala, la. Then, go back to making some more milkshakes, because the boys are waiting. 

Note: Please do not send in your pictures, we want nothing to do with them. Understand though, that a failure to follow these exact directions will result in an automatic elimination from the competition.

The prize has not yet been fully decided on, but thanks to our amazing sponsor, Myf Ather, who has allowed me to raid his coffer, I can offer the first place winner $5 USD in the form of nickels. Shipping is not covered, so you will just have to imagine holding the nickels in your hands. If it helps, Very Trustworthy Source is willing to email a picture of the nickels to assist in the imagination process.

Keep an eye out for Amber Sok's recipe book and updates in the future!