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The leader of our great Earth, President True Notfakeman, has succeeded in halting an era of disorder and dispute in the North Pole as the date of Christmas is moved from December 25th to December 23rd, effective immediately and forevermore. Photo Credit: Amber Sok, Chief Photographer During a press conference held in Ashburn, VA, President Notfakeman made it very clear that the powers that be have no issue with this new decree. "I have spoken to Santa and Mrs. Claus and they have no issue with this new decree," President Notfakeman stated. "As for my previous legislation suggesting an addition of two more Christmases, one in March, and the other in September, the negotiations are still in the works as the elves are in disagreement. Santa cannot handle another strike from the Elf Union again - not financially and certainly not emotionally. As we well know, Papa Elf's coup attempts have nearly deposed Santa multiple times in the past and the state of the North P...

In honor of National Vanilla Milkshake Day, an unusual but highly necessary holiday, we at Very Trustworthy Source will be holding a nationwide competition to see who's milkshake will bring the most boys to their yard. Now, obviously we don't expect anyone to bring as many in as our wonderful and talented chef/artist/model/princess of loveliness, Amber Sok, will. Her recipe book is coming out later this year, so rest assured this woman is amazing in the kitchen and she can teach you, but she'll have to charge. Poster Credit: Amber Sok, Princess of Loveliness The submission process is easy. Just take a picture of yourself and all the boys in the yard with one person holding up a sign that reads, "It's better than yours." Following this, the entrant should hold the smartphone they used to capture the picture and rub it between their palms, really warm it up. Lala, lala, la. Then, go back to making some more milkshakes, because the boys are waiting.  ...